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Birthdays and Boys Kissing

  • Aug. 30th, 2007 at 10:38 AM
hugh laurie and alan rickman pretty
Hello! It's my birthday today, so after I treated myself to a shiny new icon, I decided to post. and what does my post consist of?

boykissing, obviously.

follow the cut to the boys who are kissing.

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Haptephobia. Chapter 2.

  • Aug. 24th, 2007 at 11:50 AM
i shit thee not

Title: Haptephobia [2/?]
Author: me
Bands: Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., and Cobra Starship/Midtown
Pairings: William/Gabe, Pete/Patrick, Pete/William
Summary: He stepped into the room quietly to find that Pete was already awake. He was sitting cross-legged on the bed, back resting against the headboard. Patrick leaned against the doorframe, lips curving upward in a sort of smirk.
Rating: PG-13 as of now
Warnings: Language, slashiness.
Concrit: Yes, please, thank you.
Notes: Sorry this chapter is so short. The next one will be longer, I promise!
Disclaimer: None of these pretty boys belong to me. I do not pretend to own any of them.

Chapter 1 is here.

Also posted to 

[info]boysintheband_x and [info]gabilliam

 

 

 

what now...?

  • Aug. 10th, 2007 at 7:50 PM
dramatic Brian and Justin
my birthday is coming up. is it weird that i'm not the least bit excited? It's not that i'm afraid of getting old or anything, i'm not old, but i'm just........not excited. it's been that way for a few years now. what's wrong with me? I feel bad because the people around me do a lot to make it a great time for me, my birthday, and I try to be excited but i'm not really. gahhhh...!!!!!!!! DX

i'm very sunburnt. that's what 5 days of marching for marching band camp for at least 4 hours every day will do to you. my friend's feet were bleeding pretty badly at the end of our march today. he showed me his shoes, which are very bloody and the back of his feet, aka his heels, have no skin. ick. i felt so bad for him! what he'll do for marching band...he didn't complain at all. I would have been yelling my head off... ^_^; and while i'm marveling at him, he ate eight hot dogs for luch! eight!! giant fucking hot dogs!!! and whenever someone doesn't want to finish their food, he'll eat it! three seperate people gave him their left over chips and fruit and he ate it all. god. and he's so skinny. I marvel at teenage boys, they are so insanely strange.

sorry for that rant. it just had to be said.

WANTED (wow am I bored)

  • Aug. 2nd, 2007 at 11:03 PM
fabulous stephen
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12 Characters from 12 Fandoms...

  • Aug. 1st, 2007 at 9:53 AM
lupin serious harry (l/s)

Pick 12 Characters or People from 12 different fandoms and then answer the questions. It’s fun!

 

My characters:
1. Mohinder Suresh – Heroes

2. Stephen Colbert – The Colbert Report

3.Remus Lupin – Harry Potter

4. Wilson – House, M.D.

5. Emmet – Queer as Folk

6. Ryan Stiles – Whose Line?

7. Frank – Little Miss Sunshine

8. Maurice - Maurice

9. Mercutio – Romeo and Juliet

10. Neo – The Matrix

11. Patrick Stump – Fall Out Boy

12. Gabe Saporta – Cobra Starship

 

 

 

  1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Ryan Stiles/Patrick Stump)? Do you want to?

    Uhm…no. I cannot see them together at all, lol. Wow. That would just be weird.

    2. Do you think Four is hot (Remus Lupin)? How hot?

    HECK YESSSS in a gay-werewolf-teacher-wizard-who-is-very-compassionate-and-who-also-shags-his-best-friend sort of way. He’s hot enough for me to stare at pictures longingly and go looking for other movies the actor has been in…ahem.

    3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant (Gabe and Maurice)?

    Their kid would be FUCKING GORGEOUS! But it would be mpreg, which I’m not such a fan of. But I MAY have to make an acception…

    4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Mercutio)?

    I haven’t gone searching for R&J fics, but I should. Mercutio would definitely shag his best friend, Benvolio. If he hadn’t died, that is.


5. Would Two (Stephen Colbert) and Six (Ryan Stiles) make a good couple?

No. Sorry. I heart them both, and they’ve even been on the same TV show together, but no. They’re both tops. Wouldn’t work. I think Ryan is too masculine to be with Stephen, and their senses of humor (while both hilarious) might conflict. Maybe?

6. Five/Nine (Emmet/Mercutio) or Five/Ten (Emmet/Neo)? Why?

Emmet/Mercutio. Definitely.  Neo is way too straight, and I think Emmet would annoy him…
7. What would happen if Seven (Frank) walked in on Two (Stephen Colbert) and Twelve (Gabe Saporta) having sex?

Frank would ask politely if he could join.

 

Stephen Colbert and Gabe Saporta? Wow. *wipes drool*


8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Remus Lupin/Neo) fic.

One day, Remus Lupin was walking through the woods when he saw Neo laying on the ground. He was beaten. Remus Lupin did not have his glasses on and mistook Neo for Sirius Black (his love) and so Remus nursed Neo back to health and they shagged a lot but Neo was confused because Remus kept calling him by another name and finally, three days later, Remus found his glasses and was very embarrassed. Neo was disappointed, so he put his trenchcoat and sunglasses back on and walked away in a huff to find Trinity.

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Mohinder/Maurice) fluff?

If there isn’t, there should be. But it might be dangerous. I think I’d die of too much prettiness. Seriously. Those are two of the most gorgeous men I’ve ever seen.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Frank/Gabe Saporta) hurt/comfort fic.

“The Day That Frank Cut His Wrists Listening to Midtown and Gabe, Being the Compassionate Person That He Is, Nursed Him Back to Heath and then They Fell In Love Because Frank Likes Younger, Dark-Haired Guys”

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Wilson) to deflower One (Mohinder)?

Wilson is given powers when a medical experiment involving a jealous House goes wrong, so Mohinder goes to find Wilson, who is on “The List”, and since Wilson had bought a new tie that day and Mohinder is already an innocent virgin, Wilson says he wants to show him is powers in a private room, and KAPOW! Wilson Charm works on Mohinder and he is…deflowered.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Frank) slash?

I highly doubt it.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Remus Lupin) het?

If they did…I’d have to kill them. Seriously. Just because he’s with Tonks doesn’t mean he’s not flaming gay like EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD besides J. K. Rowling thinks.


14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Patrick Stump)?

Dunno. I don’t have a lot of friends on livejournal.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Stephen Colbert/Wilson/Emmett)?

 

I don’t think so, but if anyone did write that, I WOULD BE OH SO HAPPYYYY!!!!

16. What might Ten (Neo) scream at a moment of great passion?

“I’m the one!” I guess. But I can’t think of anything funny. Or, “I should have taken the blue pill!!!!!” could work.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Maurice), which song would you choose?

“Everything We Had” by The Academy Is because…well…Clive is a big fat bitchy bitch.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Mohinder/Ryan/Gabe) fic, what would the warnings be?

Voyeurism, extreme awkwardness, and not know who the hell is on top so nothing every actually happens. Also, please do not read.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Stephen Colbert) to use on Ten (Neo)?

Anything said in Stephen Colbert’s voice would get anyone into bed. That is my strong belief.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Emmet)?

A long time ago. The only one I want Emmet to be with is Ted, and I can’t find any fic about those two anywhere.

21. What is Six's (Ryan Stiles) super-sekrit kink?

Something with his shoes. If you’ve watched the show Whose Line is it Anyway?, you know what I’m talking about.

22. Would Eleven (Patrick Stump) shag Nine (Mercutio)? Drunk or sober?

After a few beers and a few lovely speeches by Mercutio, Patrick will be all over him.

23. If Three (Remus) and Seven (Frank) get together, who tops?

Ahhh…Neither…? They’re both bottoms, but I suppose if they were forced…Frank.

24. "One (Mohinder) and Nine (Mercutio) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Mercutio) suddenly runs off with Four (Wilson). One (Mohinder), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Patrick Stump) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Gabe Saporta), then follows the wise advice of Five (Emmet) and finds true love with Three (Remus Lupin)."

Well, Emmet does give great advice. And in some cracky, insane, drug-muddled, time-skipping way I can see Mercutio and Wilson together. Creepy or what?

25. What title would you give this fic?

“A Big Mess With Lots of Secks and Amazingly No One Gets Chlamydia and it’s Very Wrong But Somehow Still Entertaining.”

26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Frank/Maurice) was canon?

The movie would be very depressing and people would die of a broken heart watching it. However, they would look smashing together.

Slushies

  • Jun. 19th, 2007 at 2:51 PM
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Slushies. Who made up slushies? Ice and kool-aid-ish stuff? Seriously. Who sits at home thinking of these things? How could you decide, 'For my contribution to the creation of a better america, Slushies! They're puddles of slush that serve no purpose other than to satisfy those who cannot decide if they want kool aid or if they want a popsicle. decide, you worthless human beings! And stop forcing me to waste four dollars on a giant puddle of slush every time I go to the movies. Really...

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Writer's Block: Who's in your neighborhood

  • Jun. 19th, 2007 at 2:36 PM
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How well do you know your next-door neighbors?

Not very well. The ones on my left have these weird dogs that they keep in a pen all the time. The dogs are always barking, and barking, and barking...and the kids that live in the house are strange. They're my friend's cousins, so i suppose I should be nice to them...but they're so fricking awkward! And my other neighbors, don't get me started on them. They are silent. Like Silence of the Lambs, accept without the whole 'eating people' thing. But, hey, you never really know a person do you? Especially if you've never talked to them. Am I right or am I right? Yeah. Ahahahaha....yeah. i thought so.

Then there's the family that lives behind me. Actually, the kid that goes to school with me says I live behind HIM, but we all know how deranged he is and no one would ever believe him. I think...maybe. kind of. sometimes, anyways.........i think...?

He lives behind me. End of story. He needs to realize this, get a hold of himself, and stop whining about my superiority over him. Go eat a muffin and whine about it to your mama.
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My first fic from the TV show Heroes. It’s Claude/Bennet. Please enjoy!

Title: Regret.
Rating: PG-13
Author: Angela, aka MEEEE!
Pairing: Claude/Bennet
Summary: A different take on what happened when Bennet shot Claude all those years ago…very angsty and over the top.
Warnings: Ah, not much. If I warned you it would pretty much give away the story.
Notes: A rather bland title for the story, but it was just so fitting I couldn’t help it. 
Disclaimer: I don't own Heroes, or any of the characters. I don't make any money, I just do it cuz it's fun and I enjoy it. No sueing plz!

My icon is sexy

  • Mar. 3rd, 2007 at 5:53 PM
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When my computer is fixed I am going to have so-fucking-many fics to post. It's not even funny.

and...the explination is that i have four computers. i know its sad. One computer is really crappy and old and the only things that work are microsoft word and the floppy disk drive. i use that puter to write, and save it on a floppy. but the only computer that is able to use the internet doesn't have a floppy drive. So i need to convert my writing to a regular CD...but the other two computers are half-broken and i can't use them GAHHH YOU SHIT COMPUTERS i really need to throw one out a window. go all office space on it's ass. or sommat like that...

wow that was a long explination. i wonder if it made sense.

BTW, CRUSH is the best fanfic ever. seriously. I'm not even kidding. 

You Win.

  • Jan. 31st, 2007 at 5:46 PM
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This website wins. It does. It really really does.

http://www.uncyclopedia.org

It's a satire of wikipedia and it's FLIPPIN HILARIOUS!!! (yes i meant to say flippin) anyone with a sense of humor will be laughing their balls off. seriously. your balls will come off from laughing so hard. no, i'm not even joking. even if you're not a man.

Green tea is very healthy for you. that is what i learned today at skool. And that's pretty much all i learned. Because school is somehow pointless and i did see some sexy mens theres buts no mens making out with other mens. I was sad. :'(

Now I'm going to stop acting like an idiot. If it's possible. 

I have the urge to tell a deep, dark secret. But I don't have one. GAH ADAM WHY DONT YOU JUST LOVE ME BAAAACKKKK!!!!
my psychiatrist tells me that i can't force him to love me. so i shan't. no, i'm just kidding. not really.

Now i'm out of interesting things to talk about. (you had interesting things in the first place?) SHUT UP o'course i did....

TALLADEGA NIGHTS SLASH RULES GO TO [info] [info]winning_machineRIGHT NOW, FOOL 

And then there was...cocoa...

  • Jan. 25th, 2007 at 12:36 PM
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Ah! I've just changed the layout of my journal. Its so sweet! see the cute little grim reapers? I had no idea grim reapers could be cute but apparently they can. XD awwwwwwwwwww!

I had a half day at school and so now I can actually be on the computer for more than a half hour! Wheeeeeeee...... I'm going to get some serious writing done. I'm way too sick and tired to go hang out with any friends, so i shall sit down and do absolutely nothing for the whole day! besides study.....CURSE YOU, FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont do drugs.

~angela~

Top 8 Funniest Comedians in my book

  • Jan. 3rd, 2007 at 5:23 PM
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I am bored, and so I shall post. These are the top 8  funniest comedians in my book. They're in no order, since I didn't have the heart to try to decide who i adore the most.

1.   Stephen Colbert :: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, Saturday Night Live

2.   Sasha Baron Cohen :: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Da Ali G Show

3.   Jon Stewart :: The Daily Show, Death to Smoochy, Wordplay, Big Daddy

4.   Dane Cook

5.   George Carlin

6.   Lewis Black :: The Daily Show, Accepted, Man of the Year, Unaccompanied Minors, Last Laugh '06

7.   Ryan Stiles :: Whose Line is it Anyway, The Drew Carey Show

8.   Rob Corrdry :: The Daily Show, The Office, Last Laugh '06

Icons and Icons and...Icons!!!

  • Sep. 5th, 2006 at 1:23 PM
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15 Whose Line
1 Drew Carey Show
6 The Daily Show/The Colbert Report

Hey, this is the first batch of icons i've ever made. I hope you enjoy them! remember to comment, credit and enjoy. Though i don't think you could on many of them, you can edit them if you really want to. I attempted to get the numbers next to them, but it didn't work. so sad. Anyhoo, enjoy and comment! :)















































These icons are from my photobucket account, rs_neverletgo

While i'm on the topic of icons...
I am in the process of making a personalized icon for myself, and would be happy to make one for anyone who wants one with their own name on it. It can say whatever you want, and you can supply the pic or I can supply the pic. mine's prolly gonna say  "I am 0_dark_light_0 and I love slash" or something like that...anyway...if you want one, just comment and let me know what you want.

Aug. 31st, 2006

  • 11:30 PM
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These must be watched by any Col/Ry or just plain Whose Line fan. I am totally in love with them. By the way, they're fanvids/music videos or whatever the hell you call them. ok, here's the links. have fun.

meow. god Colin cracks me up.

Hero:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FURp3RHjU0g

Fire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGIsDN9Z4ok

Beautiful Soul:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvEJXq9YhHA

GAHHH! I can't get them to become links! maybe what [info]rudelypinioned said about my journal not liking slash is true. how unfortunate. *sigh* I guess you have to copy the URL into your...uhm...the thingy on top where you write the website. yeah. ok, sorry for the inconvenience, but these amazing videos are SOOO WORTH IT!!!!!!! So watch them! You will be glad you did.

I didn't exactly ask permission to put these here, but I don't think IDIOTdella (that's her name on YouTube. No, I'm not calling her an idiot. HEY stop giggling!) will mind. If she does, she can comment here and yell at me, then I shall take these links down. But know that they were only posted because I simply adore them.

ZOMG EMMYS!!! *melt*

  • Aug. 28th, 2006 at 10:16 AM
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Wow. I missed the first half of the Emmys, but then I watched clips later on youtube. I just have to say:

SEIRNFA;SDFNMA;SLDFMLSANFGR
AHHH THE SLASHINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost died when I saw Stephen kiss Jon. They are slashy and clearly in love! I have to say that I also  think they are the "gayest straight men on TV"! (besides the Whose Line guys of course). So, that will be a night to remember. Thank you, Stephen Colbert.

Puh-thet-ic

  • Aug. 24th, 2006 at 1:36 PM
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I have no friends on livejournal. I am pathetic.  And bored. Also, I made a bunch of whose line and TDS/TCR icons but they aren't in the right format and so I CAN'T POST THEM! DARN YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

Moon

  • Aug. 7th, 2006 at 11:13 PM
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Ah...look at the moon. I normally use blinds on my windows so the sun doesn't wake me in the morning, but tonight...i don't know, I just decided to leave them open. And isn't the moon beautiful? It's almost full, and all glowy and stuff. It's like a jon/stephen fic that's newly posted. OK, maybe that has nothing to do with it, but I like both moons and jon/stephen fics, so i guess that's all they have in common. Well I bet no one is reading this anyway, so I shall end it here. Good night, and good moon.

Random

  • Aug. 7th, 2006 at 12:01 AM
rob n ed
Hellooo...
It's late at night and i'm posting because I'm bored. I have to admit, usually these journals have a subject of something, but just think of me as "above the primative use of a subject" ... uhm ... anyway,

well, I heard that Whose Line is coming to DVD in september! EXCITING! now I can rewind, pause, and enjoy time and again the wonders of WLiiA!!!! Ahem, way too excited.

Since the Daily Show has the Indecision 2004 DVD, the Colbert Report should come out with a DVD. that would be insanely awesome and I would cry. <3 stephen...

Also in the category of weird news, I have learned that those at the Daily Show and Colbert Report know about their wild slash-writer fans, and have people reading our fics! WAH. creepy to say the least. And, apparently, they talked about it in an episode on the Daily Show, and in an episode of the Colbert Report. If anyone has a clip of these, or knows what was said, I would be eternally grateful if you would indulge me.

Alright! That ends my rant. Thank you for reading, and I hope you were not insanely bored. sorry if you were.

Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert

  • Jul. 30th, 2006 at 12:25 AM
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I am a big fan of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Lets face it. They're frickin hilarious. And I know that people are always wondering, who do you like more, Stewart of Colbert? Which one's funnier? Which one's better looking?

They are both amazing people. Jon Stewart lays out the facts and makes fun of them. He does a great Bush impression. His conversations with his "correspondents" that are supposedly reporting from various countries and video games, are interesting and witty. Stephen Colbert is hilariously satirical, and pretends to be so full of himself in order to make fun of insane conservative right-wingers and TV personalities. Sometimes his guests are just there so he can make fun of them.
So, they're both great in different ways. Why don't we just celebrate their greatness as two very different people and not worry about who's funnier or who looks better in a suit. Ok?

So that was my first and completely pointless insane journal entry. Please tell me what you think :)